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老爸的英文情書

<p style="font-family: 黑體; text-align: center;"><font size="4"><b><font color="green"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: green;">『老爸的英文情書』</span></font></b><b><font color="navy"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: navy;"> <br></span></font></b></font></p><div style="text-align: center;"><font size="4"><b><font color="navy"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: navy;"></span></font></b><span lang="EN-US"> </span>(摘自台灣日報)</font><font size="4" color="#494949"><span style="color: rgb(73, 73, 73);" lang="EN-US"> </span></font><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US"></span></font><br><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US"></span></font></div><p style="font-family: 黑體;"><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US">
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<div style="font-family: 黑體;"><font size="4" color="navy"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: navy;">老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪,</span></font> <font size="4"><span lang="EN-US"></span></font></div>
<div style="font-family: 黑體;"><font size="4" color="navy"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: navy;">但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書, </span></font><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US"></span></font></div>
<div style="font-family: 黑體;"><font size="4" color="navy"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: navy;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;</span>老媽都笑的前俯後仰,經過我們一再催逼,<span lang="EN-US"> &nbsp;</span></font><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US"> </span></font></div>
<div style="font-family: 黑體;"><font size="4" color="navy"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: navy;">老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書,看了真的是<span lang="EN-US"> &nbsp;OH &nbsp;</span>!<span lang="EN-US"> &nbsp;MY GOD &nbsp;</span>!</span></font> <font size="4"><span lang="EN-US"></span></font></div>
<div style="font-family: 黑體;"><font size="4" color="navy"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: navy;">很有一套喔!<span lang="EN-US"> &nbsp; </span></span></font><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US"></span></font></div>
<div style="font-family: 黑體;"><font size="4" color="navy"><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: navy;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;</span></font><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US"> </span></font></div>
<div style="font-family: 黑體;"><font style="font-family: Tahoma;" size="4"><span style="font-size: 12pt;" lang="EN-US">Dear wang litte sister: &nbsp; &nbsp; <br>
From see you one eye, I shit love you. <br>
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live. <br>
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. &nbsp; &nbsp; <br>
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. <br>
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. &nbsp; &nbsp; <br>
I think l should introduce myself to you. <br>
I call Li big great. Toyear 25 <br>
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. &nbsp; &nbsp; <br>
I am a good man, in a big company work. <br>
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you. &nbsp; &nbsp; <br>
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk, <br>
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life; &nbsp; &nbsp; </span></font><font size="4" color="navy"><span style="color: navy;" lang="EN-US"><br>
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&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; </span></font><font size="4">Like Your people</font><font size="4" color="navy"><span style="color: navy;"> </span></font><font size="4" color="navy"><span style="color: navy;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;</span></font><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US"> </span></font></div>
<div style="font-family: 黑體;"><font size="4" color="navy"><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: navy;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;</span></font><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US"> </span></font></div>
<div style="font-family: 黑體;"><font size="4" color="navy"><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: navy;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;</span></font><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US"> </span></font></div>
<div style="font-family: 黑體;"><font size="4" color="navy"><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: navy;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;</span></font><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US"> </span></font></div>
<div style="font-family: 黑體;"><font size="4" color="teal"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: teal;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;</span></font><font size="4" color="teal"><span style="color: teal;">哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 </span></font><font size="4" color="teal"><span style="color: teal;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp; </span></font><font size="4" color="teal"><span style="color: teal;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;! </span></font><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US"><img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&amp;ik=ffabb3d485&amp;view=att&amp;th=121c3e1a23442e2d&amp;attid=0.0.1&amp;disp=emb&amp;zw" width="50" height="50"></span></font><font size="4" color="teal"><span style="color: teal;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp; </span></font><font size="4" color="teal"><span style="color: teal;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp; </span></font><font size="4" color="teal"><span style="color: teal;" lang="EN-US"><br>
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</span>沒有高手翻譯你不會看得懂的喔 </font><font size="4" color="teal"><span style="color: teal;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;! </span></font><font size="4" color="teal"><span style="color: teal;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp; </span></font><font size="4" color="teal"><span style="color: teal;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp; </span></font><font size="4" color="green"><span style="color: green;" lang="EN-US"><br>
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</span></b><b><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 13.5pt;">全版如下 </span></b><b><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 13.5pt;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp; </span></b><b><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 13.5pt;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp; </span></b></font><font size="4" color="navy"><span style="color: navy;" lang="EN-US"><br>
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Dear wang litte sister: </font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;</span>親愛的 王小姐 </font><font size="4" color="navy"><span style="color: navy;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp; </span></font><font size="4"><br>
From see you one eye, I shit love you</font><font size="4" color="navy"><span style="color: navy;">. </span></font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;">自從看到你的第一眼 </span></font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;, </span></font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;">我便愛上你。 </span></font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp; </span></font><font size="4" color="navy"><span style="color: navy;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp; </span></font><font size="4"><br>
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live. <br>
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.</font><font size="4" color="navy"><span style="color: navy;"> </span></font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp; <br>
</span>妳的眼睛閉上,我就死了,你的眼睛打開,我又活過來,<wbr>妳的眼睛貶啊貶 </font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;, </span></font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;</span>我就死去活來 </font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp; </span></font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;? </span></font><font size="4"><br>
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.. <br>
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.</font><font size="4" color="navy"><span style="color: navy;"> </span></font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp; <br>
</span>也許你不記得我 </font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;, </span></font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;</span>沒有關係 </font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp; </span></font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;, </span></font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;</span>當你仔細看著我,你就會一見鍾情 </font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp; </span></font><font size="4" color="navy"><span style="color: navy;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp; </span></font><font size="4"><br>
I think l should introduce myself to you. <span lang="EN-US">&nbsp; <font color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;"><br>
</span></font></span></font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;">我想應該介紹一下自己。 </span></font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp; </span></font><font size="4" color="navy"><span style="color: navy;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp; </span></font><font size="4"><br>
I call Li big great. Toyear 25 &nbsp; <span lang="EN-US">&nbsp; <font color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;"><br>
</span></font></span></font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;">我叫李大偉 </span></font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;, </span></font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;</span>今年 </font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;25</span></font><font size="4" color="navy"><span style="color: navy;" lang="EN-US"> </span></font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">( </span></font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;</span>今天是 </font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;today, </span></font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;</span>那麼今年就是 </font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp; </span></font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;toyear. </span></font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;</span>至於偉就翻成 </font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;great </span></font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;</span>吧! </font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp; </span></font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;) </span></font><font size="4" color="navy"><span style="color: navy;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp; </span></font><font size="4"><br>
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. </font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp; <br>
</span>我家有四口人 </font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;.. </span></font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;</span>爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。 </font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp; </span></font><font size="4" color="navy"><span style="color: navy;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp; </span></font><font size="4"><br>
I am a good man, in a big company work. <span lang="EN-US">&nbsp; <font color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;"><br>
</span></font></span></font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;">我是一個好男人,在一家大公司上班。 </span></font><font size="4" color="navy"><span style="color: navy;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp; </span></font><font size="4"><br>
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.. <span lang="EN-US">&nbsp; <font color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;"><br>
</span></font></span></font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;">我每天都做早操,這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。 </span></font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp; </span></font><font size="4" color="navy"><span style="color: navy;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp; </span></font><font size="4"><br>
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk, <br>
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life; <span lang="EN-US">&nbsp;<font color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;"> <br>
</span></font></span></font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;">請嫁給我吧 </span></font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;, </span></font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;</span>否則我將削髮為僧 </font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;, </span></font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;</span>找個廟來了此一生。 </font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp; </span></font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp; <br>
( </span></font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;</span>實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯,好在頭腦靈光 </font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;, </span></font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;</span>嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。至於「廟」字 </font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;, </span></font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;</span>也不會翻譯,不過很多和尚住在一起的地方,就是廟。 </font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;) </span></font><font size="4" color="#494949"><span style="color: rgb(73, 73, 73);" lang="EN-US">&nbsp; </span></font><font size="4" color="navy"><span style="color: navy;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp; <br>
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Like Your people </font><font size="4" color="fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp; <br>
</span>喜歡妳的人 </font><font size="4" color="navy"><span style="color: navy;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp; </span></font><font size="4" color="navy"><span style="color: navy;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp; </span></font><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US"></span></font></div>

<div style="font-family: 黑體;"><font size="4" color="navy"><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: navy;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;</span></font><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US"></span></font></div>
<div style="font-family: 黑體;"><font size="4" color="navy"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: navy;">原來</span></font><font size="4"><b><font color="#ff6600"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">做早操</span></font></b></font><font size="4" color="navy"><span style="color: navy;">的英文是 </span></font><font size="4" color="navy"><span style="color: navy;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp; </span></font><font size="4" color="navy"><span style="color: navy;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;</span></font><font size="4"><b><i><font color="#ff6600"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 0); font-style: italic;" lang="EN-US">make early fuck</span></font></i></b></font><font size="4" color="navy"><span style="color: navy;" lang="EN-US"> </span></font><font size="4" color="navy"><span style="color: navy;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp;</span>…… </font><font size="4" color="navy"><span style="color: navy;" lang="EN-US">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;</span></font><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US"><img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&amp;ik=ffabb3d485&amp;view=att&amp;th=121c3e1a23442e2d&amp;attid=0.0.2&amp;disp=emb&amp;zw" width="50" height="50"></span></font></div>

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